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1 a camel toe for men, which girls laugh at him. Scrot wings term is really just for middle/high school
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girls: Ha ha ha ha
guy: whats so funny?
girls: you've a scrot wings!
guy: ......
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(knowingly or unknowingly) eating a girl out who has a yeast infection. Based from the term "red wings" which involves giving oral sex to a girl during her menstration cycle.
My friend went down on his heavy set girlfriend and later realized she had a yeast infection after discovering chunks of white matter on his lip. He was an unknowing white wings recipient.
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brown wings is to experience anal sex for the first time. To get your golden wings there must be no love juices/lube involved.
I fucked her dry up the arse - I got my golden wings
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thats a very funny defination...im gald you guys could be so funny
Or similarly, like when Danny R. takes a shit and needs to shower cause its soo nasty!
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There are those out there that wish to be the very best that they can, and like the Pokémon trainers that go for their gym badges there are some among us trying earn their Wings. An ancient tradition that has been practiced for decades. The following acts are known as the Wings of the Wing's system:
Novice;
White wings- Sex with a Virgin.
Pink wings-Sex with someone 5 or more years younger than you.
Black Wings- Sex with a Widow.
Silver Wings- sex with someone old enough to be your mother.
Adept;
Golden Wings- Experiencing your first Golden Shower.
Gray Wings- Sex with someone old enough to be your grandmother.
Orange Wings- Sex with a disabled girl.
Rainbow Wings- Experiencing your first threesome/orgy preferably with 2 or more ethnicities.
Yellow Wings- Sex with a squirter.
Purple Wings- Sex with a pregnant woman.
Heroic;
Crimson wings- Eating a girl out whilst she is having a miscarriage/abortion.
Blue wings - Sex with a dead woman.
Green wings- Eating out a girl with an STD.
Brown wings- Eating out a girl whilst she is going #2.
Legendary;
God wings- Earning all of your wings for the first time during the same Rainbow Wings session.
Mark: "Hey Thomas how'd it go with you and Abby last night?"
Thomas: "Not good man, she was on her period and im not ready to earn my Red wings yet, maybe next time"
Mark: " Yea I get that, I'm still trying to earn all of my novice wings before I can tackle all the wings of The Wing's System."
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The act of using a chicken wing in place of a mans penis because the woman is more likely to get an orgasm from the chicken wing due to the small size of the mans penis
Damn you have a tiny dick. Have you ever given your girlfriend an orgasm?
Yea. She always does once I start chicken winging her
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Also known as Ving Tsun, is a failed martial arts system that claims scientific backing but has none to verify its 'efficient movements.' The tendency of Wing Chunners is to avoid grappling at all costs and most recently many attempts have been made to 'anti-grapple' (all of these moves are dependent upon a grappler that doesn't know how to shoot or lock in a kimura). Most recently Wing Chun has gone from 'the ultimate style' to a 'too deadly for the octagon' street fighting system. Of course, proponents of this seem to lack logic, namely:
If the 'legal' moves of a system can't put down an opponent, how does it expect to manage against other systems that can? And even further, if a system is incapable of being utilized in a one-on-one environment that is, for the most part, no-holds-barred, how can it possibly be utilized against multiple attackers, or attackers with weapons?
Any art that claims to take a decade to see any kind of progression is a fraud and utterly pointless.
Wing Chun fails against Muay Thai and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu regularly - there's a reason it has yet to show up in MMA.
Kung Fu is dominated by foolish Eastern mysticism and is theory - nothing more.
Kung Fu guy: If a grappler tries to take me to the ground, I'll resist and if he does get me down, I'll eye gouge.
Grappler: Good luck, my martial art specializes in take downs against resisting opponents and gaining control on the ground - meaning I choose who gets the blunt end of a take down and I choose what happens to that arm of yours when you try to eye gouge. Moron.
Royce Gracie won UFC 1 and 2. Wing Chun didn't bother showing up.
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