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Anything related to the New Year ahead,
including dumb definitions on the subject !
Oh my God !
Party whistles and silly hats heading
this way ! .
That,s a new years peeve - If ever I
saw one ! .
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The weight gain a first year graduate student puts on in his or her first year of studies. Similar to the freshman fifteen, the combination of late night "study breaks" and stress over finding an adviser and funding causes the student to put on some pounds.
"Hey Brian, did you see Karen at the football game?"
"Yeah, looks like she suffered the first year fifty at Stanford."
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A new year term used by someone (who doesn’t approve of China’s internal politics and its foreign policy in bribing or bullying many poor or developing natural resources-rich countries) to their Chinese friends, foes, or fiends rather than using “Chinese New Year.”
If you want to be in the good books of the Chinese communists or nationalists, use “Chinese Lunar New Year,” not the arguably disrespectful “Lunar New Year” or the highly disparaging “Korean Lunar New Year” to infuriate them.
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year 10 boys typically go out with year 9s because they've gone round all the girls in year 10 and girls have realised that they're dickheads.
And the year 9 girls don't realise that, but they think that they're the shit because they've got an older boyfriend.
British secondary school
"Oi them year 10 Lads are at it again with the year 9 girls"
"When will they ever learn?"
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A millennial way of saying "recently"
I was today years old when i kissed a girl. Guess what? She liked it
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The Zombie New Year is/would-be the date exactly one year after the Zombie Apocalypse began.
Alternately it would be the date from which Zombies finally conquered the world. Many dispute this, however, stating that it would be impossible unless zombification could be passed on a microbal level. Unless zombification could be passed as such, and infect all manner of life, then technically the Zombie forces could never truly conquer the world.
On the Zombie New Year, survivors strike out at as many zombies as they can.
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Anything related to irksome New Year
celebratory antics .
Look the fountains all been boarded up !.
Yep - Thats a real New Years peeve ! .
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