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A canadian goose that is very fond of apples
‘I held the apple in my hand as the thomas riley walked up and jabbed me to death solely with greed for my apple’
One small man with a big dream. His hopes, though may look small to an outsider seem really big for a Thomas Dunn. A Thomas Dunn usually has a Mullet and likes to where sunglasses, unfortunate the mullet makes him look like a girl and the glasses have no style, But his friends don't think this maters as he is kind and funny with a good sense on food.
P.S. Girls really don't dig a Thomas Dunn, as gardening is not a UPS, ultra pulling point
Woman 1: Oh, look i wonder who she is.
Woman 2: I don't know, but she has lovely hair, But the sunglasses have no style.
Woman 1: Wait, that's no girl!
Woman 2: Are you sure?
Woman 1: Yes, its a Thomas Dunn!
Thomas aren’t usually the brightest of people. The product of failed abortions, Thomas’s act like they are cool, but deep down, Thomas’s know there name should be Dick Licka.
Oh no, Thomas f is eating batteries again!
An extremely rare, extremely gorgeous and extremely perfect Dutch young man. Thomas Wilde's will treat you right and dick you right all day and all night. This guy is the ultimate lover and has an abnormally large penis.
Damn, my legs are sore. That guy from last night must've been a Thomas WIlde!
Political philosopher specializing in global justice and John Rawls. Quite possibly the most epic person to live given his surname and his place of birth, Poggersdorf, Austria.
Yo dawg did you catch Thomas Pogge's new book about Rawls? fuck mate it's epic
Thomas is a guy with the face and body of a greek god, a rhinopenis, baddiebagger and a milf lover.
Random: «Look at Thomas V over there.»
Birdie: «omg he is so handsome»
Some guy who always appears writing cringe captions, ruining perfect videos.
Alvin Thomas @AlvinTh58409271
That is unbelievable.