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An American swimmer who was absolute dogshit at swimming, so he became transgender. He now uses the name "Lia" and absolutely dominates women's swimming, even though he is biologically male. And being biologically male, he is physically larger than all of the women, allowing him to swim much faster than all of them. Not to mention his swimsuit barely fits on him! He might as well be using steroids!!!
Biological women swimmers and several right-wing political figures (including Florida Governor Ron DeSantis) have publicly spoken out against him, calling for him to be permanently blacklisted and stripped of his awards. He is widely considered the "Lance Armstrong of Swimming" among his detractors.
A canadian goose that is very fond of apples
‘I held the apple in my hand as the thomas riley walked up and jabbed me to death solely with greed for my apple’
Thomas aren’t usually the brightest of people. The product of failed abortions, Thomas’s act like they are cool, but deep down, Thomas’s know there name should be Dick Licka.
Oh no, Thomas f is eating batteries again!
An extremely rare, extremely gorgeous and extremely perfect Dutch young man. Thomas Wilde's will treat you right and dick you right all day and all night. This guy is the ultimate lover and has an abnormally large penis.
Damn, my legs are sore. That guy from last night must've been a Thomas WIlde!
Political philosopher specializing in global justice and John Rawls. Quite possibly the most epic person to live given his surname and his place of birth, Poggersdorf, Austria.
Yo dawg did you catch Thomas Pogge's new book about Rawls? fuck mate it's epic
Thomas is a guy with the face and body of a greek god, a rhinopenis, baddiebagger and a milf lover.
Random: «Look at Thomas V over there.»
Birdie: «omg he is so handsome»
Some guy who always appears writing cringe captions, ruining perfect videos.
Alvin Thomas @AlvinTh58409271
That is unbelievable.