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deth titz
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1. Breasts so ogreishly contemptible that a mere glance can indubitably motivate one to commit suicide.
Not so picky man: Dude, I'd tap that.
Man with any taste at all: Not me! She's sporting the most loathsome, grim, fusty, nauseating, tortuous death tits that I have ever seen.
Not so picky man: Yeah... Me either...
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1. An expression that means "oh my gosh" or "holy cow." Usually used when one party surprises another.
2. A unit of measurement on the tit scale. A rating system for people and things.
1. Steve: Jesus tits! Did you see the way Randy lost that poker tournament???
2. Shea: What would you consider that girl? Is she anti-tit or just tits?
Mike: She is definitly Jesus tits.
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1. the magical power of shooting lightning bolts out of the nipples
2. a girl who shows off a lot to impress males in order to have sex with them
wow look at thunder tits over there she's bareing it all just for that douche
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adj. An exclamation of delight. Can be used in same context as words such as: wicked cool, awesome, sweet, or fanfuckintabulous
Did you see that hot bitch? Her ass is fuckin tits!
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(n.) 1. Any form of fake breasts especially excessively large ones 2. a woman who possesses said fake breasts.
(ex.) An exclamation of utter surprise or bewilderment.
(n.)1. I heard Jess got some work done on her, she came out with stripper tits.
2. Hey, way to go there stripper tits.
(ex.) TV Announcer: And the Packers lead the Pats 34-3.
Pats fan: Stripper tits!
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To ride or race with a tremendous amount of effort, courage, or gusto.
The female identified equivalent of “Balls to the Wall”.
“She was riding Tits Out down the back straight away”.
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An exposed female breast, commonly used in high fashion/editorial photography, as a crutch to distract the viewer from bad photography, awful clothing or lack of overall aesthetic substance.
Photographers often refer to this as "artistic" in an attempt to distance themselves from porn even though a male audience will shamelessly pleasure themselves to a subtly exposed fashion tit.
"I was about to toss my wife's collection of old Vogue magazines until I caught glimpse of a fashion tit. I immediately changed my mind and took a new course of action... and tossed them 3 minutes later."
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