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Your middle name + the name of the street you grew up on
My middle name is Christopher and I grew up on Glendale Avenue. Therefore, my porn name is "Christopher Glendale".
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Pornographic images/recordings containing two women posing as lesbians having sex. In reality it's quite commonly just two straight women who get paid an awful lot of money.
Lesbian porn is usually produced by a cast of men who have absolutely no idea how to capture love between two women. I really don't understand why a lesbian would want to suck a dildo after she's used it.
You want good lesbian porn? Get some where you can't hear some man in the background grunting "Man, you two are fucking hot." Get some actually made by women!
Or even better yet, read some lesbian erotica.
Person 1; I downloaded some great amuter lesbian porn last night.
Person 2; Yeah, I like that stuff better. I hate when it's two girls faking it!
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Jelly formerly used in a wrestling match between attractive women, which has now been bottled and sold; a meeting of the human races’ two most favorite things, in dessert form:
Coined by Jeff from British comedy Coupling
"Steve, do you realize what I just invented? Porn Jelly! There’s a lot of lonely people out there. What do lonely people enjoy? Puddings and porn. Now, for all your needs, pudding porn. It’s a girlfriend in a jar except it’s jelly."
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Sex with a squid. The squid sticks all tenticals in the ass or vagina
Tentical porn is the best kind of porn
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When you are watching porn and the guy (or girl) looks exactly like you. Also see Porn Double.
Guy 1:"Dude, I was watching porn, and I swear I saw my porn twin!"
Guy 2:"Dude, that's creepy as shit."
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Any very technical computer program, book, magazine or website being looked at by tech or trades people at work
'Oh, you're looking at nerd porn again. I'll come back in 5.'
'No, this the algorithm to diagnose parameter problems with the core structural matrix.'
'Like I said, nerd porn. I'll be back in 5.'
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The phenomenon of a very sexy and strong jawline. Preferably displayed on Robert Pattinson.
"i love his profile…without his classic roman god profile there would be no jaw porn!"
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