shit heap

when something is really quite bad, but instead of just saying shit you say shit heap.

'that cars a right shit heap' or

Car Salesman : 'I'm afraid its been sold'
Buyer : 'Oh well it was a right shit heap!'

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a pinch of shit

something totally useless or worthless. Australian slang.

How's that new Holden mate? Mate it ain't worth a pinch of shit

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huge shit

a phrase you usually say after a long relaxful use of the toilet

WOOOO Just took a huge shit.

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flip the shit

when something completely insane happens and there is an official 'freak out'

when my parents found out that i got a tattoo, they flip the shit.

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Shit Attack

Violent and sudden onset of the shits. Usually at the most inconvenient time.

When someone is unknowingly given a laxative in a movie. See Van Wilder.

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Shit Pants

One who is farting and doing a great job of stinking out the entire area he occupies.

Hey, Shit Pants, go take a crap before your kill us all.

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type shit

means I feel that

Guy: Shawty where you from?

Girl: Venezuela

Guy: Ohhh, type shit

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