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The act of receiving a blow job and the giver inserts a large dildo in your ass with no lube.
He asked for an ohio oil change style bj so I rammed a big black dildo in his ass dry.
The act of feeding a paralyzed woman a mixture of Taco Bell, Coffee, and laxatives, then removing her from her wheel chair and suspending her above a man. Her butt plug is then removed and the excrement is used as lube. The man finishes into a cup of coffee, the woman drinks it, and the plug is reinserted thereby completing the oil change
Guy 1: Did you seriously give her an Ohio oil change last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, the smell and cleanup were horrendous.
The sweat that congeals under your balls
I have so much danish oil in my boxers rn
I cant stop driking it,You know the black stuff? That comes in barrels...
I can't stop drinking it... I just can't...
It's tantalizing ... It's adDICKting ... It is... A delicacy
I can't stop drinking crude oil
Sandwich with Oil it is very epic to eat for breakfeast and very healthy similar to semen sandwiches and cement sandwiches (epic)
Oh I liked eating my oil sandwich this morning !
The act in which an individual, preforming oral sex on a male partner, proceeds to use their breath to force the ejaculate back into the male's penis.
My friend Johnny Runescape told me about the time his girlfriend gave him a seaman Oil change. Says his balls have hurt since.
A reference to when one gives a no look reach around hand-job, after which cheap cigars are smoked.
We were stuck at a party and couldn’t find a closet, so I settled for a Dominican oil change.