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1)A vocal warm up tongue twister
2)A line uttered by Jack Black in School of Rock.
1)The lips, the teeth, the tip of the tongue,
the tip of the tongue, the teeth, the lips.
2)"Tip of the tongue, teeth and the lips.
OK.
It starts off...
...a dark stage,
and then a beam of light,
and you can see me and my guitar."
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the act of using your tongue to penetrate the anus of your partner during sexual foreplay
I want to tongue jack fart box
Matt: "Damn girl, I want to tongue jack your fart box!"
Jason: "She tongue jacked my fart box last night"
Raaaaaaandy: "Yes! I can tongue jack your fart box!"
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Eating the booty. Eating ass. Licking that booty good.
Imma gunna tongue punch the shit shooter when I get home. Gunna eat dat ass so good she go cross eyed.
A naturally occurring medical condition in which an animal is sleeping, the tip or part of their tongue then extends out of their mouth causing dryness on that part of the tongue, which normally requires retraction or licking upon waking up to remove the dry feeling. This can occur to any part of the mouth, but is generally in the direction of gravity. This is a common condition in dogs, cats, and some larger zoo animals. It may also occur to humans who are in a very deep sleep, or a deep sleep due to intoxication or other un-natural reasons.
The symptom is extremely relative to a human sticking their tongue on a frozen poll.
Man, look at Rover, he always has DTS (Dry Tongue Syndrome) after he falls asleep on the couch! Poor dog.....
No, the under part of your tongue
yeah, that's the one
It's supposed to feel like the tip of a dick
Girl: "Can i touch your dick? uwu"
Boy: "Touch the back of your tongue"
Girl: "......."
Girl: "WOW!!"
Boy: "So what did we learn today?"
Girl: "Touching the back of your tongue feels like dick!"
To lick ones anus as if you were trying to reach the inside of a tootsie roll lollipop.
In the middle of sex I got a good look at my girl's ass. It was sooooo fine I decide to tongue punch the dark star.
Someone whom likes or the act of eating old hairy, gray, old lady puss.
Luke is a silver tongue devil.
Oh man I would love to give her the the silver tongue devil right after I kick in her back door.
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