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When the screen on your phone starts freaking out.
Touch screen disease is what Faith has on her phone. phone is actually possessed by evil spirits. I recommended that she drown the phone in her pool.
Thumbing a semi into a hairy bush.
Brad was so drunk he had to touch the owl's head with the 70's disco dancer.
A deadly virus that could be spread by Billy-Joe
Ahh! You got the Billy-Joe touch!
When you need a poo so badly your poo is pocking out your ass and nearly about to drop on your pants.
i need to go to the toilet i have a, turtlehead touching cloth
(n)A play on words describing someone's ability to fuck everything up. When everything that person does (touches) turns to shit.
1. Spellcheck doesn't pick up shitty grammer- you've got the mud-ass touch.
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