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When a girl gives you a blow job and you dragg her across the bed by your penis
Are those teeth marks
yeah i gave a girl a Texas Tow-Truck
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When you bout to smack fire out someone's ass or punch them.
Cbandz says this originally.
Shut the fuck up before give you this truck mac deluxe fuck is you talkin bout' respectfully
A truck that can be considered fat and juicy
"I would love a fat juicy truck."
A game you play where you go to a parking lot, and climb in the back of a pickup truck and just see where it takes you.
"I had to go pick up George and Jason in Wichita yesterday. Apparently they were playing Pickup Truck Roulette and everything went wrong."
The act of leading two turgid men into a cornfield by their "cobs" with intent of "husking" them with any given orifice.
FarmersOnly is a great place to meet folks into The Nebraska Hand-truck.
The equivalent to saying "Fuck you buddy, you're on your own."
"This bitch asked if she could crash at my place for a while because she got kicked out. Hell nah, bitch call a tow truck."
a large turd or pile of shit in the toilet in a truck stop, that is so large and unflushed that in some cases even rises above the top of the toilet seat.
On a roadtrip one time, I stopped at a truck stop to take a piss, then to my disgust, I saw a huge, nasty truck stop trophy in the stall, so i just pissed in the sink.