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When two or more tunas are bear sprayed at once
Hey there's those guys who ripped me off, time for a tuna melt
Someone who is stupid yet is oblivious to the fact. They frequently make mistakes but tries to ignore them.
Cameron, you are an absolute fucking tuna melt.
What British boys in my school call others when they don’t wanna “scrap them behind the runcie building” or “shank me up” it is usually used in a way of saying “your scared 😹”
Translation:
British boy: “you wanna shank me up?? (The opponent says no) Oh you tuna melt, you absolute bean! 😾”
English: “do you want to fight? (They say no) oh your too scared haha! You wimp! 😹”
British boy: OI JASON! 😾 YOU WANNA SCRAP BEHIND THE SPORTS HALL AT LUNCH?”
Jason: nah bro I don’t wanna get in trouble
British boy: OH YOU TUNA MELT MATE, YOUR WEAK 😹😹”
1. Someone who is unattractive, has a bad personality, specifically acts a bit fishy/dodgy but thinks they are number one
2. A guy who acts needy and possessive to women. Has a bad history with women due to his mistreating of them.
"Did you hear what Chris said the other day? "
"Yeah, god he's such a melt"
"Lol defo a tuna melt"
"All Dan does is chase after women and he gets nowhere with them"
"Such a tuna melt"
Tuna Jousting is the aggressive grinding of labia between two lesbians.
After an aggressive night of kissing, Tine and Jennifer decided to try some tuna jousting.
A rare power help by only the filthiest of them all. Tuna power. Can be activated and deactivated when necassery. Make sure you remember to turn it off in the following circumstances:
When meeting hot dick
When at a job interview
Feel free to charge up your tuna power when near the coast.
Can be easily activated by violently opening your legs and saying 'tuna power, activate.'
Can be easily activated by doing the opposite.
Yo look at that hot dick
Megan 'tuna power deactivate'
Izzy 'tuna power deactivate'
Megan 'sorted?'
Izzy 'sorted.'
(Based on real events)
Comes from the English language meaning "Lesbian."
"I think Tori became a tuna player after dating Ralph."