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A blue checkmark next to a Twitter account indicating that some doofus spent 8 dollars to look like a jackass
"John is a pompous douche who thinks he's better than everyone else because he bought a Twitter verification checkmark"
The Twitter Shagger is a cryptid that is said to dwell somewhere in the depths of the social media website twitter.com.
Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.
There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.
Someone on Twitter (probably): "Can someone please tell me who or what a #TwitterShagger is, and why the hell is it trending?!?"
Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."
female equivalent of male blue balls.
That batch be Twitter payted
EDM twitter is a collection of horny clout chasing ravers , basically A competition to see who can go harder than who and who's got a better fit than who. Shotgunning every weekend and posting about their fav Djs . Used to be about PLUR but died during EDM Twitter 2018 follow trains. This community is supposed to be about music and the love but it turned into cancelling anyone with a different opinion . Used to be good vibes but it’s all superficial .
Headbanger: Oh I think I’ve seen you on Radiate the app!?
PLUR Coke Princess 🔜 LL : No I’m not on that app , maybe you know me from EDM Twitter , I’m like EDM Twitter famous lolZ , I have like 22k. Haha.
The point of no return in language development, after which words are only officially recognized when they saturate the Twitterverse on a given day, leading to language death.
"English is afflicted with Twitter Morbidity, our culture is doomed."
Someone who gets offended by EVERYTHING. You have to be very careful making jokes around these people if you don't want a flurry of whiny nonsense aimed directly towards your ear. (Most of these people have blue hair.)
I offended a Twitter Trooper the other day, it was not a pleasant time.
a phrase indicating a very high often anatomically inaccurate hip-to-waist ratio, typically associated with femboy furry art.
the name comes from matching the ratio of twitter reply likes to the original post’s likes where the former “ratioes” the latter
some guy on twitter: posts an art of a femboy furry with a ridiculously thin waist
the comments: mfing twitter hip ratio, where are their organs