An online dictionary where 99.(9)% of all definitions are about sex.
Then: "Polar bear": "The polar bear (Ursus maritimus) is a hypercarnivorous bear whose native range lies largely within the Arctic Circle, encompassing the Arctic Ocean, its surrounding seas and surrounding land masses. It is a large bear, approximately the same size as the omnivorous Kodiak bear (Ursus arctos middendorffi)."
Now: "polar bear": "wen someon wite fuxx pussy of oter wite!!1!1!1!1!1111111 cuz poler bear is wite"
Urban Dictionary
Great tool for those who don't know Internet language, abbreviations, or slang words.
Bob: Hey, what does (insert word here) mean?
Joe: I don't know, check Urban Dictionary.
The place where people go to find weird shit like Post nut clarity
They never have normal things on here
Dude Urban Dictionary never has real definitions
Dude Urban Dictionary is not an official website
the site where people post definitions that they came up with, with little to no filtering;
the even worse version of Wikipedia
teacher: where you using Wikipedia to do your research?
student: no i was using urban dictionary
teacher:
A porn site for people who regularly get nerdgasms
P.S LOOK UP NERDGASM.
Urban Dictionary is my ship with snapchat
A place where I can not do shit without seeing something drug related or sexual. Marge Simpson? Apparently it’s a way to smoke drugs! Train? Apparently it’s when a bunch of guys form a line outside of a girls room to have sex! Shark? A way to have sex! GODDAMNIT JUST PUT A REAL DEFINITION!
Man, I can’t wait to go onto Urban dictionary and write about clouds somehow being fucking sex related! But how the fuck will I do that??
It’s urban Dictionary! I’ll find a way!
a bunch of dumbasses on a website making weird definitions that will end up in a video eventually
hey lets make funny words on urban dictionary and show our friends