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Level up from a 13 pounder, where the vagina is not only extremely heavy but also hairy and is caked with dried pee and blood on the lips. This gives the vagina a smell that resembles that of a man that has died in an earthquake.
Star Jones has the worlds most hamajang horse vagina.
Something totally fictitious involving sexual exploit.
Guy #1: Yo man I totally banged the shit outta that milf from the gym!
Guy #2: UNICORN VAGINA!!!!!!! stop with the goddamn lies man!
A female with a cactus up her vaginal, causing her to be a bitch. This is usualy due to VCS, or Vaginal Cactus Syndrom.
Brianna, you're suck a cactus vagina!
Same aspect to "blue balls," but in female form. When a girl almost fullfills her sexual peak but some asshole decides to cut her short from orgasm. Usually, this type of girl is the shit because she can over-ride the power of how men feel when they get blue nasty balls.
John: Yo I was going down on Steph last night and when I stopped she went ape-shit on me.
Chris: Did she orgasm?
John: No, why?
Chris: No wonder dude, you're such an idiot, you gave her blue vagina!
a very tight vagina that doesnt let penis in much
Trevor:oh my god charlie is a vagina monster
When a man envies a woman because she has a vagina and he does not. Similar to penis envy.
Man, I have some serious vagina envy.