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A woman's soaked, clotted and bloody tampon that's perfect to quench the thirst for blood. Exclusively sold on Ebays dark market.
Dude I bought myself a vampire cocktail. Just need something to suck on...
A Vietnamese Vampire is when you give oral sex to a menstruating woman and drink the blood.
"Bro did you hear about Jimmy and Susie?"
"Nah what happened?"
"Well I heard that Jimmy Vietnamese Vampired Susie after that party last week."
Cutting into your dickhead with a razor and getting a blowjob. While she's sucking you squeeze your dick so blood shoots in her mouth. While she is stunned by all the blood, you turn her around and put your dick in her ass while screaming: 'I am Dracula, bow before me, bitch!'
-Hey man, in what position did you fuck her yesterday?
-I did the vampire.
-Holy shit, that's fucked up!
When your banging a chick on her period and then pull your bloody dick out and shove it in her mouth
The mayor was at Lindsey’s house and did the vampire on her while her convict husband layer asleep on the sofa.
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Excitement vampires get off on sucking the excitement from another. These individuals find enjoyment from crushing the excitement of another person.
An excitement vampire is selfish, if this individual doesn’t find the particular thing exciting themselves, they will find excitement in ruining the other persons’.
I worked 6 weeks on a project proposal and it was approved! I told my friends that I wanted to celebrate with drinks because I was excited! None of them responded to my text, or even seemed to care......thanks for being real excitement vampires guys!
People, usually men. Who prey and desire younger people for sex or relationships to appear and or feel younger.
The bar's just filled with those Youth Vampires, just waiting to land another twink to feed on
When a YouTuber (Like Ikemen vampire , obey me, etc) posts more then one video ( such as shit posts, actual videos and more.)
WOW more Vampire bombs by @vampiretrainer?