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Somebody who is not creative by themselves but gets more creative when they are working with a partner even if the partner doesn’t do that much except pitch ideas
Could you help me with a book I’m writing I’m a total creativity vampire
The act of stroking upside down, facing your penis towards your mouth as you perch like a bat.
Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?
Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.
When its a relational Infinite Retard Loop based emotional mexican shootout with a chic and her codependent enabler friends and some random dude who thinks he is a telepath but secretly gheyyyy.
Dayum, girl that situation was a double gonzo vampiric chokehold
A strippers period blood put in a drinking cup mixed with Tito's
Drake is a lucky man, his girlfriend always makes him vampire daiquiris for free when he visits her job late at night
When a man or woman goes 1 month with no sex
Damn homie i haven't banged anyone in at least 3 months.
Lol, Yeah foo you have 3 vampire years.
Eating someone out while on their period.
“I ate my girl out and she was on her period!”
“Bro you got your vampire fangs!”
A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.
The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.