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When a sexy man jerks his penis, giving himself pleasure and cumming everywhere.
Kolby: “Hey, I’m about to go wank off, wanna watch?”
Henry: “Sure, can I join?”
Kolby: “Of course!”
Kolby: “AHHHHH! Yessss! *smack smack smack* OMG THIS IS GOOD.
Henry: “AHHHHHHHH! I’m loving this. I’m gay. Fuck me?
Kolby: “YES! DOGGY STYLE? LETS GO! *MOANS* FUCK THIS IS GOOD.
Being the liquid that comes out of your penis
Your a piece of wank
He is a piece of wank
Nikki is a piece of wank
When you're batting off in front of the mirror, screaming dirty talk to yourself at the same time
Yesterday I was giving myself an angry wank. I was all "Yeah you like that don't you bitch? I'm gonna give it to you harder!"
An old sock, kept under the pillow or bed for the sole purpose of catching any seed spilled when taking a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet
Do you need any tissues for tonight son?....no thanks mum I've got my wank sock under my bed.....thanks anyway....wank durch
The act of one placing their hand into slimy, old fish tank water and proceeding to masturbate with the lubed up, fish tank hand.
"Hey Brian, I have no lube. MY LIFE IS OVER!"
"See that goldfish tank over there..."
"FISH WANK!"
A blackout wank is when an individual decides to jerk off when they are very drunk and are unlikely to remember it. A blackout wank maybe done in public, the presence of friends or on ones own.
Stroemer was very drunk and decided to have a blackout wank.
To be on ones hands and knees masturbating frantically while crying. Usually after being dumped.
"I see Matt got dumped"
"haha yeah he'll be having a mercy wank tonight"