Wank off

When a sexy man jerks his penis, giving himself pleasure and cumming everywhere.

Kolby: “Hey, I’m about to go wank off, wanna watch?”
Henry: “Sure, can I join?”

Kolby: “Of course!”
Kolby: “AHHHHH! Yessss! *smack smack smack* OMG THIS IS GOOD.

Henry: “AHHHHHHHH! I’m loving this. I’m gay. Fuck me?
Kolby: “YES! DOGGY STYLE? LETS GO! *MOANS* FUCK THIS IS GOOD.

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Piece of wank

Being the liquid that comes out of your penis

Your a piece of wank
He is a piece of wank
Nikki is a piece of wank

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Angry Wank

When you're batting off in front of the mirror, screaming dirty talk to yourself at the same time

Yesterday I was giving myself an angry wank. I was all "Yeah you like that don't you bitch? I'm gonna give it to you harder!"

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Wank Sock

An old sock, kept under the pillow or bed for the sole purpose of catching any seed spilled when taking a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet

Do you need any tissues for tonight son?....no thanks mum I've got my wank sock under my bed.....thanks anyway....wank durch

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Fish Wank

The act of one placing their hand into slimy, old fish tank water and proceeding to masturbate with the lubed up, fish tank hand.

"Hey Brian, I have no lube. MY LIFE IS OVER!"
"See that goldfish tank over there..."
"FISH WANK!"

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spatty wank

When the guy slaps the pussy lips around with his dick.

Guy1: Did you see that Jenna Jameson video
Guy2: Yeah dude Hella spatty wank went down in that video!!!

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Warnambool Wank

Taking a sweet, young, sensitive and obviously inexperienced country girl, and dry humping her leg until you ejaculate.

She wouldn't let me go all the way so I had a Warnambool Wank instead.

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