It's just water

A phrase commonly used by someone to get out of cleaning up a spilled liquid, regardless of whether or not the liquid is actually water.

John spills his Coke on the carpet.

Tim: "Hey man, clean that up! This is a new carpet!"

John: "It's just water."

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bone water

Jizz, semen, cum

"Ew, dude! You got bone water on me!"

"How could he expect me to swallow all that bone water?"

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water hawk

A restaurant server who lurks near your table and insists on refilling your water glass every minute or so, even though you've only taken a couple of sips. Especially prevalent in Indian restaurants.

"They've got some pretty good curry at Sharma's, but man, the waiters are such water hawks."

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rock water

Rock Water is shit that does nothing. Its a natural remedy for anxiety but it is just water that dumb asses pay extra for. It has no side effects and you cant even get high off of it because its water

Person 1: "dude im really anxious right now"
person 2: "i got some rock water if you want"
person 1: "youre a fucking dumb ass, that stuff is shit that doesnt even work"

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Youth Water

A secret beverage enjoyed by members of the 1z collective

Ghostride Neeko was sauced off the youth water

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Diet Water

The only acceptable beverage allowed to be consumed in 2018. Drinking diet water makes you da realest in yo city, hella rich, and gets you all the hoes 100% guaranteed. The phrase came from trash ass soundcloud rapper, Lil AmountOfCash.

Lame ass nigga: "Aye cuz, I just poured a four!"

Me: "Smh, goofy ass nigga, that's why you ain't got no sauce. You need to be pouring up some diet water!"

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water knockers

term used the windsheld wipers for a car.

I have to go to autozone and get some water knockers for my slab.

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