sunshine bus

When you want to call someone a retard.

Your a right sunshine bus

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Not Riding the Bus?

The act of standing or sitting far enough away from a public bus stop as to make it appear as though you are not actually waiting for it when in actuality you are but are too embarrassed for people to realize this fact.

Why's that dude sitting over there? We all know his broke ass is waiting for the bus and shit. I guess he's not riding the bus? Yeah right!!

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School Bus

1) Long, Yellow Vehicle that is overcrowded, smelly, and Filled with drunk ass kids who will most likely blow up the damn thing while having parkour contests on the seats and yelling "DICK!" or "(Inset Name Here) is gay!" as they are transported to school.

3) Vehicle that contains these people:
The Fortniters: Usually 3 or 4 sixth graders that play Fortnite with volume on full blast. Fun to Watch. Favorite phrase seems to be "ur Trash!"
The Idiots: Majority of population, they do anything and everything dumb. DO NOT INTERACT!
The Teacher's Pet: that one kid who sits in the front, studies, and is probably hiding a machete in their bag. Either a friendly acquaintance or your worst enemy.
The Chill One: Usually only one kid who you talk to and is the only reason you havent already committed suicide. STICK WITH THEM, THEY ARE YOUR ONLY HOPE.
The Gossip Girls: Girls that always are talking about social media, their nails, and their hair. Usually the ones that initiate conversation with you and tell everyone who you like.
The Hot Chick: i know this one can only be recognised by straight males or lesbian females, but she is the one that is so amazing that she can turn a shit day into the best moment of your life. she is the one reason you are alive. There are some cons though, she's rarely on and your dumb friends already know you like her. Probably not in any of your classes either.

Teacher "describe your bus"
Kid "oh, my school bus? Ok. It's long, yellow, crowded, and filled with morons."

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benny bus

a bus filled with bennies who get drunk at their "summer home" and have to call a huge bus for them and their friends.

Tom: what the hell is making all that noise at two o' clock in the morning?
george: it's the freaking bennies, they had to call a benny bus because they got so wasted.

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back of the bus

A place gays shouldn't sit.

Travis: No gays in the back of the bus!
Justin: Good thing I'm in the front!!!

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SUS BUS

A suspicious looking vehicle.

Dude, do you see that SUS BUS across the street?

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bus pass

The act of throwing someone under the bus. see throw under the bus. Used as a verb for the person that is revealing information to damage another's character.

Hey, did you hear that Jim gave you a bus pass for that Ad Error in Los Angeles?

Is Phil at the buss pass meeting or just off today?

I am getting bus passed from Art for that error in Phoenix?

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