simp

a pussy. a scared little punk, a trick.

You and your friends are at the mall, and he won't spit game at no girls cause he's nervous or scared. He's being a simp. Or your friend is buying bitches clothes, and what not, like a trick.

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simp

a person who is a simpleton and does things that are very strange that causes them to get the nickname... or a random person on the street doing something very simple and plain.

that person is such a simp

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SIMP

Shit In My Purse

Check out all this SIMP!

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Simp

When someone is a simp they make you cringe because of how weird they are. They are just so SIMPY

You’re a simp

You’re so simpy

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Simp

Squirrels
in
My

pants

Guy 1: tell me what makes you jump like that
Guy2: Simp

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Simp

A minecraft player who is so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so good at minecraft

"ur a simp"
MC Pro "What did u just call me?"
"a simp"
MC Pro "Why did you call me a simp?"
"cause it's abbreviation is super intense minecraft player!"
MC Pro "oh"
"yeah! it does!"

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Simp

A sympathetic homosapien. A soft soul when it comes to liking someone.

“He said he was gonna get on to play FIFA but he is a simp so he most likely with his girl, what a fruitcake”

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