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Peeing in someone’s butt while she farts on your penis.
Going to have a piss in the wind tunnel again.
A pseudonym for male / female masturbation.
Refers to mechanical watches that are wound though natural motions of the wrist.
where's Jon?
He's winding the watch...
where?
in the mens room...
OIC...
A person who doesn’t believe in wind or anything pertaining to wind
“Dang it’s windy outside“
“How can wind deniers not believe in this”
To expel intestinal gas through the anus.
We were in the elevator when someone had wicked bad toilet wind.
Burping into your partners ass in hopes of them proceeding to farting it back out.
-Hey man, whats the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
-well one time I double winded my dads girlfriend...
-oh damn that is kinky
When a man cuts a particularly loud or smelly fart at the wrong time, and any chance of romance for the rest of the evening is ruined.
I was going to get laid last night, but I let loose with the Brown Wind Of Doom.
A made up word that will and leaks made up that is for “religious reasons.”