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During oral sex a man pulls his erect penis out of his partners mouth and proceeds to use it as a saliva and/or semen wiper back and forth across his partners entire face in an (erotic) attempt to wipe his partners face.
Guy 1 - "This chick I really like is a Windshield Wiper Face"
Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"
Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"
A girl/woman who would normaly be considered a butter face but only has half of nice body but still has a considerably unattractive face. This could be a girl with a nice ass and small titties or vice versa.
"dude, that girl is such a Margarine Face... huge tits but no ass or face."
Thigh Gap in-between cooch to breathe in. The area to put ones face to munch box. Also to clean "The Carpet".
Pmed has a fat Face Pocket.
Making sweet sweet bum love with an ugly lady whilst standing. Because her face is like a badgers arse it puts you off so you turn her around so that she is facing (North) away from you, while you plough the back yrad
I got so drunk last Sunday I took ugly Mary in the Alley behind Greg's.
Christ, I hope she let you do her like a North facing backyard
Its when a guy forces his head face first into a female.
Person One: How was your night last night?
Person Two: Not Bad, got to "Face Clunge" my wife!
Lana Del Rey’s top .001% monthly listener, smokes candy flavored vapes, does ❄️ on the weekends but won’t drink dairy. Will make you ask your Mom for your exact birth time and place …
Greg: Yo, did you see that girl by the DJ booth?
Max: Yeah, no. She’s an angel face disaster. I wouldn’t if I were you…
Lana del Rey’s top .001% monthly listener, smokes candy flavored vapes, does ❄️ on the weekends but won’t drink dairy. Will make you ask your Mom for your exact birth time and place...
Max: Yo, did you see that girl by the DJ booth?
Greg: No, yeah. She's a total angel face disaster though... I wouldn't if I were you.