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When you let out a risky fart and a little bit of poop comes out, but the suction of your asshole pulls it back in. Just like how Prairie Dogs poke their bodies out of their hole and go back in. If you check your underwear shortly after, there might be a little shit stain.
Guy 1: *Suddenly grabs his own ass*
Guy 2: You good bro?
Guy 1: Yes and no. I think I just had a prairie dog.
When you really have to use the bathroom and poop is poking it’s way out
Let me in the bathroom I’m prairie dogging
(1)A Metaphor For Masturbating
(2)To cure your pet K9 of constipation
Every time I go to the restroom I bring a Playboy and I unclog the dog
Halfway between doggy style and missionary. (Partner lays on side).
My position is “dog on a mission”
A feral beast who has a fear of wearing shoes. Quite often gets fleas
There goes Dan the dog. What an animal
There's Dan the man, and then there's Dan the dog.
Unlike Dan the man, Dan the dog is an animal; a filthy and barefooted beast.
Has fleas
Person 1: Dan's the man!
Person 2: no way! That's Dan the dog! He's an animal!
Someone who touches dogs then refuses to admit it until caught.
“HEY! RHONA!!! DID YOU TOUCH ALBIE? YOUR A DOG FIDDLER!”