Yeah, I’m about to fuck my girlfriend on National Fuck Day.
April 17th a day where when u can fuck anyone you want any time you want. NO COMPLAINTS at all.
Hey its National fuck day baby get that ass over here NOW ots National Fuck Day
National fuck day is on April, 19th,its fun, you can fuck someone, yea that's it, have fun.
a day where you can have sex with a guy without saying no homo
dude1 hey happy national fuck day. dude2 did you bring the condoms
June 6
The day in which you girlfriend has to send you tits pictures
June 6 is National Tits Day
You have to give money to every single person you know named Mohammad, but you don’t have to do it if your name is Mohammad
“Oh no it’s national Mohammad day, I have to give money to Mohammad now”