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Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.
Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."
To flick a penis. Also a gay porn movie.
John thought it would be funny to give me a cock-flick, he delves in those cock-flick pictures though.
Black cock in the ass
“Hey man wanna talk about the Holocaust?”
“Black cock in the ass,” *proceeds to shit*
“Hey sexy, wanna talk about the Holocaust?”
“Black cock in the ass” *proceeds to shit*
When you fard through your cock.
Guy 1: *pffft*
Guy 2: Ew bro, what was that?
Guy 1: Sorry, it was a cock fard.
Condition afflicting guys who ride horses excessively. Resulting in larger than normal testicles.
Travis can't ride today he got "jockey cock" over the weekend.
Exact opposite of a cock blocker. A friend, family member, or acquaintance of a female who facilitates/ makes it easier for a guy to get laid via verbal communication(s) or some other action(s) toward said female that are in the guy's favor.
Eric: I met this really hot girl at the bar last night.
Seth: Nice!
Eric: This girl she was with was cutting me off any time I tried to talk to her and tried to stop her from dancing with me.
Seth: What a cock blocker.
Eric: Yeah, but her other friend was totally different. This friend actually told her I was good looking, how I had a nice body; and since I was wearing sandals, she even commented on how long my toes were.
Seth: Wow, that's a cock-conduit right there!