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Sussy round objects. Often touched by another hooman being or a dog.
bro 1: Hey bro.. Mind if I touch your balls?
bro 2: No bro. You can play with them all day.
You don’t have any
Person1: hello
Person2: balls
Person1: Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
Fr'instance
How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer
use a gun. And if that don't work
use more gun.
Like this Heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little 'ol number designed by me
Built by me
...and you'd best hope not pointed at you.
two things you probably dont have because your to scared to ask a girl out
guy 1: Im going to ask my crush out
guy 2: you dont have the balls to ask her
Easily the most haunted thing at an estate sale
The man with a scarychy beard told the unwise family: do not buy the ball, its very haunted and very scary