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crouton face

A very dry face of any kind meaning male or female. A face that has those dry cracks in the corner of the mouth with a case of eye boogers.

She has the worst crouton face this morning!

by MyztresC June 3, 2014


open faced boss sandwich

Where your boss sits right next to you and co-workers all sit on the other side.

I would love to check my email at work but I am in a open faced boss sandwich.

by Airloven February 10, 2009


Cunt to face

Another word for whipped, but more vulgar to add emphasis that the man will bow down to his date's, Girl Friend, or wife's feet. Even for the most trivial thing.

Girl- "Blaze, could you walk to the car and get me a bottle water?"

Blaze friends- "You do realize we parked a mile down the road right?"

Girl- "But I want water"

Blaze- (Started walking before anyone said anything)

Blaze Friends- "what a cunt to face"

by KingMosquito June 25, 2010


face on

When someone does/says something stupid or messes up at something to the point you can only make fun of them.

John-“I can’t believe I missed the catch”.

Bryan- “Face on”.

by March 5, 2021


to catch face

to get or receive a blowjob

“i swear i need to catch face on my birthday or else imma be tight my G

by DanZGolden July 7, 2018


Face like a slapped horse

When you have a long face that looks pretty pissed off.

Wow you have a face like a slapped horse

by Littlechar12483 January 7, 2022


Lukes face

A ridiculously big fore head combined with the pizza grease and messed up nose.

Uh that hobo looks like lukes face

by My d small November 28, 2019