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Similar to a pencil dick, an ostrich cock is a cock that is exceedingly long, however has little girth, resembling that of an ostriches neck.
“Damn, I barely even felt his ostrich cock last night.”
"Damn, my man got such and Ostrich dick I felt like if he went any deeper I'd get some in my God damn uterus."
one of those guys you see wearing a decorative sweater who just looks like he sucks cock
This asshole has a face made for cock.
That one dude who will literally put his dick in anything, whether it being a really unattractive girl or an actual swamp.
Damn I can't believe Joshua slept with that girl, He must have a real swampy cock!
When man inters a women and they just sit there in said position to see who will give in first
Sarah is cock holding mike to see how long he will last
when juno calypso steals your work
man you got totally bla-cock'ed in the latest issue of W mag
A Pan-Seared Cock is a technique used in grilling, baking, and braising a man's cock in which the surface of the cock is cooked at a high temperature until a browned crust forms. The appearance of the cock is usually improved with a well-browned crust and garnish.
Mark: Hey wanna come to my place for some Pan-Seared Cock?
Peter: Hell yeah, you always know how to pick out the good cocks!
An insult used for the most Cocky of Cockroach Cocks/assholes.
That guy Nate is a Cockroach Cock.