Dog out

To cancel plans with little or no notice ahead of time.

See also: bail on, ghosted

q: "Did you have fun at your concert this weekend with Stressica?"
a: "Nah, she decided to dog out on me again."

Curdles dog yogurt

If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.

Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!

Or

Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!

Klodike dog

Klodike Dog is the only important life form on this planet owned by the magical JACKSFILMS.

Klodike Dog is love Klodike Dog is life

-Amen

Dog rocket

A ciggy, cigarette or smoke

Has anyone got a spare dog rocket (cigarette)?

cheddar corn dog

A magical food that will make your ribs cave in and your limbs disintegrate. Only for $1.99 at the .

I wish a cheddar corn dog upon you.

double dog dick

When you double dog dare someone to be an asshole and they do it

James: Hey Kent I double dog dare you to go slap Oscar (joking)
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK

All-American Weed Dog

When you roll dab wax into a thin hot dog shape, roll it in keef, then wrap it in ground marijuana. After, you wrap it with a blur wrap and get fucking zonked.

"Hey, do you wanna help me roll an all-american weed dog?"

"Nah, that shit's messy"