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National Mohammad Day

You have to give money to every single person you know named Mohammad, but you don’t have to do it if your name is Mohammad

Oh no it’s national Mohammad day, I have to give money to Mohammad now”

by Not Mohammad October 28, 2021


National hold hands with your girlfriend day

Finally it’s your chance for newbies hold hands with your crush on December 9-10!❤️

Boyfriend:Give me your hand🖤lets hold hands with you it’s national hold hands with your girlfriend day
Girl friend:okay💖
*Holds hands💓

by Yo mom may December 8, 2019


National slap juba's ass day

29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.

Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*

by juba's ass lover September 28, 2022

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National Hate Kimsey Day

A day to celebrate hating Kimsey.

Happy October 30th! Or should I say, happy National Hate Kimsey day!

by Googooboy October 30, 2022


National Hate Kimsey Day

This is a National holiday to celebrate hating Kimsey.

Happy October 30th! Or rather, National hate Kimsey Day!

by Googooboy October 30, 2022


National Baddie Day

The 13th of December is National baddie day. The most baddest bitches will most likely to be named Kylee or Kimberly, and they will eat no matter what. Tell all of your friends it’s National Baddie Day!

Hey Kinley, I’m better than you cause my name is on “National Baddie Day”

by Kyleeedddd December 14, 2021


National send booty pics day

April 10th. Send a booty pic to the man you love, whether he’s “just a friend” or your boyfriend give him what he deserves

Send a booty pics, it’s national send booty pics day.

by Slowcheeth April 11, 2019