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A magical food that will make your ribs cave in and your limbs disintegrate. Only for $1.99 at the .
I wish a cheddar corn dog upon you.
When you double dog dare someone to be an asshole and they do it
James: Hey Kent I double dog dare you to go slap Oscar (joking)
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK
When you roll dab wax into a thin hot dog shape, roll it in keef, then wrap it in ground marijuana. After, you wrap it with a blur wrap and get fucking zonked.
"Hey, do you wanna help me roll an all-american weed dog?"
"Nah, that shit's messy"
When a dog will take cuddles from anyone
He’s a Dog Slag as he likes his cuddles