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January 1st Is the day that this holiday falls on. you don't have to use grammar on this day and nobody can judge you lol
guy 1: Im jemertgsaedf
guy 2: I'm*
guy 1: shut the fuck up it's national no more grammar day
guy 2: oh.
April 21 the day where you steal
Omg it’s national stealing day let’s go to Walmart!
Urinating all over a public bathroom but not in the toilet itself
Did you see that McDonald’s bathroom? Someone must have hit if with a Floral nation.
The first time the phrase was used, August 9, 1974, by President Gerald Ford, he was succeeding Nixon, describing the Watergate imbroglio. The next time it will be spoken is anyone's guess.
My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over.
Every kid under 5’5, will be appreciated by giving them your snap (if your not ugly) and giving them a hug. Through (September 1st to August 31st)
Where is my hug at its national short kid day did you forget?
November 23rd
Tell your girlfriend something nice so she knows you care!!!
“Bro, today is National Compliment Your Girlfriend Day!”
“Oh shoot! I better go compliment Caroline ASAP!!”
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National Get On All Fours Day!
This is the national day where all bottoms have to get on all fours infront of their top.
T: Get on all fours.
B: W-why?
T: It's National Get on all fours day.
B: Oh.
B: (Gets on all fours)