Where you scratch your ass bare handed to add damage to a slap or punch
Oh god Jeremy Brazilian stink faces me at our fight last night
The mortal enemy of troll face. He has only one quest in life. To gnome the whole world.....There is no more trolling....only GNOMING!
Jared: yo i was on youtube last night watchin this music video and this dude was bein the biggest gnome face!!!
Mike: yo gnomes are so annoying...but not as bad as trolls.
Nurse with a rough usually masculine face, not usually nice or feminine. Typically single or single mom. Personality usually matches face. Loads of opinions and debt typically.
At the gym the hard faced Angie was noticing me. I was noticing her, we talked, and definitely not worth it.
The specific look of waking up in the morning to find your face pale, white, very bloated, and with folds and wrinkles all over it thanks to a deep sleep head first in a pillow, as a result, you have the perfect Crumpled Bread Face to start your day!
I've slept so well I'm now rocking a perfect crumpled bread face for the rest of the day!
Face full of phlegm/mucus/boogers.
Mia: Have you seen Georgie?
Uzi: Nah mate she’s got phlegm face!
Mia: Aww hope she gets better...
When you love the sauce and like to work in a boss role and still have no clue at what is being done.
Damn this job is going south, must be a red face enterprise job.
When you're making out with a girl with a paper bag on her head, but you are uncertain as to what her face really looks like. This means her face is both beautiful and ugly at the same time.
Bro 1: I banged a chick last night, but someone had put a bag over her head.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.