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When a woman ejaculates all over a mans face and shits in there mouth then
Dang, Jess got me fucked up from that pussy popping she was doing last night. when she shit in my mouth it felt so good
What pussy is after walking around a fair in the summertime.
I took my girl to the fair and now I am going to get some "fair pussy".
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A rare and endangered species of bird, native to North America. Amazingly, this avian wonder is rarely witnessed, even less so than the mythical Unicorn and the fabled Post Ghost.
Bob - Fights Won 1572958, Fights Lost 130738.
John - Wow, that's one hell of a Pussy Snipe!
Bob - How can you tell it's not a Unicorn?
John - Only a sniping pussy has numbers like that!
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A vagina that’s only active when it’s red and bubbly, otherwise dormant
Babe you got a volcano pussy, you’re only horny when you’re on the rag
Something Mc Ride yells at least one time every hour
Volcano pussy melt your peter like ice
When the pussy has been through a plethora of oral warfare by an overzealous tongue, set of sharp teeth and way too many fingers rendering the pussy in a extreme state of pain.
Oh my God, Sloan! That Carl is a total pussy cruncher. I had go the ER and I’m Vicodin again!
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