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When someone wants to have sex at SIX A.M.!
Jake Mackey: "I have to wake up at SEX A.M. tomorrow..."
Us: WOW! SEX! A.M.!
We're two people will take one icicle and put it in both there butthole and start moving back and forth on it eachtime touching checks until both people have an ice burn surrounding there anus
My rear-end is cold and sore after our Alaskan butt sex yesterday
Something done before foreplay to prepare for sex. Usually done by men.
Chad: YO HENRY IM LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT!!!
Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!
When ya girl is blowing you real gud.
Friend: Yo did yall kick it last night?
You: Hell ya dude she gave me Hurricane sex!
Friend: OwO *instantly dies*
The act of having sex while driving. Root word road head the act getting thy penis sucked while driving.
We were doing triple digits while having road sex
1.) Heavy fornitcation involving the usage of two seater vehicles with a rear bed in a dominant role; scandalous activity involving commercial horticulture or whorticulture
2.) A misspelling of sex tricks
Fredrick: Hey man, you tryna do some sex trucks at this party tomorrow?
Quentin: Nah, I'm already on parole for cum farming.
What I HOPE A NANCY DIDN'T GIVE MY MAN
I'm gonna give my mouth to Calendario on some birthday sex. Triple threat actually.