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The first time the phrase was used, August 9, 1974, by President Gerald Ford, he was succeeding Nixon, describing the Watergate imbroglio. The next time it will be spoken is anyone's guess.
My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over.
Every kid under 5’5, will be appreciated by giving them your snap (if your not ugly) and giving them a hug. Through (September 1st to August 31st)
Where is my hug at its national short kid day did you forget?
November 23rd
Tell your girlfriend something nice so she knows you care!!!
“Bro, today is National Compliment Your Girlfriend Day!”
“Oh shoot! I better go compliment Caroline ASAP!!”
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National Get On All Fours Day!
This is the national day where all bottoms have to get on all fours infront of their top.
T: Get on all fours.
B: W-why?
T: It's National Get on all fours day.
B: Oh.
B: (Gets on all fours)
National snurch day is may 15th, a day where we celebrate snesus and the snurch!
“Where’s Kyle?”
“Oh, he’s at home celebrating national snurch day.”
National singles day is a day for single people to buy themselves cards, do skincare or buy themselves that one thing that they’ve been wanting. On this day please appreciate yourself and show yourself and your single friends some love :)
This day falls on February 14th
Person 1:“I hate being single.. especially on Valentine’s Day..”
Person 2: “Hey! It’s National singles day too! please appreciate yourself <3”
I can only drink a bottle ketchup
Friend: Drinking Coke
Me: Slaps it and gives bottle of ketchup
Friend: WHY
Me: it’s national ketchup day
Friend: oh ok