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When some girl is so hot if you want to masturbate to her
Wow, I didn't realize Rons girlfriend was cock-out Gorgeous.
a female who also goes by the title strong-man long-cock, many claim she’s packin’ 12.1 inches
it is truly a sight to behold and I hope one day all of you can witness it
person 1 “hey who’s that person with the shlong?”
person 2 “OH! that’s strong-man long-cock!”
person 1 “wow. I wish I was them.”
To wash another with your own wet cock.
1) “I’m gonna wash the shit out of you with my cock.”
2) “You wanna get cock washed you fucking asshole?”
3) “Keep talking like that and you’re about abut to get cock washed.”
4) “The utilities are 2 days days over due and I gotta pay $5.72 for a late fee? You wanna get a cockwashing in the mouth?”
Pure dick is the one who through good nature and intentions, steps up on the rights of others, and/or cause you to feel nothing bad about them for their nice behaviour is quite charmful and humble
Pure = kind disposition
Dick = Idiot that steps on you
Hey kid, can you go the store in town to buy me a sunscreen?
No
Well you got a bike, just do it
No, don't think I'm obliged to help you (thinks to himself : what is this? Maybe he/she is a pure dick/cock)
Maddy cock is not a good person. they will kill ur entire family and steal them to torture them. they r obsessed with sleeping, and may sleep for over 19 hours. don’t expect for him to have the math homework, because he never will!! he will copy off all ur homework. they have an obsession with drawing detailed penises. they also complain ab being tired 24/7. when being friends with a Maddy Cock, make sure that you always have a source of coffee with you, or they’ll hunt you down. Almost all of them have some type of piss kink. when approaching a Maddy Cock, do not bring up anything about it’s time for coffee or you’ll regret it. Overall, they are ok people i mean they aren’t really the best.
Ex. “Oh my god, Maddy Cock slept for another 19 hours!” “That Maddy Cock for ya🤣🤣🤣”
When someone has a cock coming out of their mouth
Person one: I like your nicolas cage underwear with a hole cut in the mouth. It looks like he is reverse cock sucking.
Person two: Thanks. I wanted to show off nicolas cage's reverse cock sucking lips.
Invasion by illegal immigration where the invading body consists not of soldiers but cowardly men hiding behind women and children.
The cock-a-doo invasion force was able to gain entry by sympathy of their host country.