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When you eat so much pizza your belly button grows a smiley face
A well done extra large pepperoni pizza and your pizza faced?
When enthusiastically giving oral sex to woman, and lightly caressing the inner thigh area around the outskirts of the vulva right as she is about to have a tremendous orgasm, which expeditiously increases the volume of clinch to which a woman enters the climatic throes around said giver's head. This may be increased by very quiet humming and slight head movement, which causes a reverberation between her thighs. Essentially, creating a more pleasurable servicing to the woman receiving the aforementioned oral sex in which the person giving should be duty bound to repeat until leg muscles have become numb and tingly, mild cramping, or until lustful rapture can take no more.
It was our first time so I decided to go all out, I spent nearly and hour and half eating her out and giving some ridiculous face-puppetry that she will never forget!
Today, Thanksgiving, is the only day in November a guy can nut, so why not enjoy it by getting your face sat on?
Eric: I’m heading out
Susie: But it’s thanksgiving, you can’t go
Eric: Oh, that reminds me, today is Sit on a face day
Susie: what does that mean?
Eric: it means sit on my face, now.
Susie: Okay, I guess I have to
Every Thanksgiving, girls have to sit on a guys face for at least five minutes
Eric:Happy thanksgiving guys, I’m heading over to my girlfriends house
Bobby: Why?
Eric: Isn’t it obvious? It’s Sit on a face day idiot.
Bobby: Oh, I gotta head over to my girlfriends as well then
National cum on your homie’s face day is a day when you can bust a load on your homies face without it being gay.
“Hey bro it’s national cum on your homie’s face day”
“Word, come over and cum on my face”
to behave in a confrontational or annoyingly direct or persistent manner toward someone
I hate to be (or get) in someone's face, but you have a drinking problem
1. Consuming something in it's entirety to ones self.
Brandi, smoked a blunt to the face.