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when you have coitus on the day that represents the day of your birth but it won't happen on the same day that you were born
"Your birthday sex has been declined"
I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them
I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them
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Similar to the fogs of war, the fog of sex occurs when one or more parties become so exhausted they begin to hallucinate and lose consciousness
I came back from Vietnam and had the fogs of sex with my wife
When two men dock and one cums they make sure the jizz goes into the others urethra.then the second man cums both loads of jizz while still docking
Tim and Edward docked together last night,Tim jizzed in Edward’s breading and then Edward proceeded to jizz after.creating a cannoli sex act
Sex race is a competition consisting of 4 or more people with each team being made out of 2 people of different or same sex. The first team, in which both parties reach orgasm, wins.
How many times have you won the sex race, mate?
Never won, always came too soon...
The egg is when you pee right before you cum, Or vice-versa.
"dude I totally egged her face!"
"What's that?"
"Pee a litter on her face. Then cum which is like the egg white and the pee being yellow like yolk."
"Oh aight bet trynna egg you, which is egg the opposite sex!"
A type of sexual intercourse that is similar to gang banging, but instead of the guys taking turns having sex with the girl, they use their dicks as swords and fight with the other guys. Who ever comes out victories gets to have intercourse with the girl.
Damn we had some really nice Roman Sex last night, I'm glad I got to fuck you