color me out

To get the check . Similar to coloring in your chips at a casino

I’ll have one more beer then color me out ..

group me baiter

A person who incites riots on group texts, but pretends to be each persons friend in private.

He made a comment on the text that got everyone riled up, the dick is a group me baiter!

use my words against me

When you lose your integrity.

Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC): I want you to use my words against me.

cans are near me

Scared to enter meaningful conversations, afraid of games like telephone or germs in any given public setting, avoids crowds because “cans are near me !!!”

Perplexed, he often has meek outlook about degenerative cans disease being passed down through his Italian heritage.

Cans are near me!!!

Flood me

To send someone a bunch of pictures and videos of yourself.

@therealyvngever

Him: Can you FLOOD me real quick?

Her: What does flood me mean?
Him: Send me a bunch of pics and videos of you.

this vexes me

A common term used among House M.D. fans. (Particularly the r/okbuddyvicodin subreddit) Used as a reaction meaning literally anything. I don't know.

Someone: Wow, this is a weird meme!
Us: This vexes me.

help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.

Could you help me funk