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Pizza faced

When you eat so much pizza your belly button grows a smiley face

A well done extra large pepperoni pizza and your pizza faced?

by Cody5050 February 13, 2022


Face-Puppetry

When enthusiastically giving oral sex to woman, and lightly caressing the inner thigh area around the outskirts of the vulva right as she is about to have a tremendous orgasm, which expeditiously increases the volume of clinch to which a woman enters the climatic throes around said giver's head. This may be increased by very quiet humming and slight head movement, which causes a reverberation between her thighs. Essentially, creating a more pleasurable servicing to the woman receiving the aforementioned oral sex in which the person giving should be duty bound to repeat until leg muscles have become numb and tingly, mild cramping, or until lustful rapture can take no more.

It was our first time so I decided to go all out, I spent nearly and hour and half eating her out and giving some ridiculous face-puppetry that she will never forget!

by gringo_mandingo December 16, 2012


Goonie-Face

A derogatory term but some people aspire to be them after seeing many cheesy old 60's films. It is used to describe people who have giant grins and a extrememly happy/weird face no matter the occasion.

They resemble Ron Howard, commonly known for his role on happy days.

Rich: Look at that man in that van
James: What a Goonie Face

Lee: Why don't we become hippys and enjoy life like lennon would
Peter: No, cus were not a Goonie-Face

Dad: Son, If you keep smiling like that You will become a Goonie Face
Son: Okie dokie, ill eat a lemon for the sourness and not smile

by Richard Balvackian May 15, 2008


face orgy

The result of heavy, sloppy kissing that borders on the inappropriate.

God just look at that heavy smoochin' goin on there! It looks like a face orgy!

by Bauxb December 27, 2016


Face Fence

1. The cone of shame a dog wears to prevent itching or biting

2. Another term for braces or headgear

3. Football helmet

1.That poor dog has got the face fence.
2.I have some spinach jammed in my f-fence.
3. Dont grab another player's face fence.

by Kermitt July 22, 2019


Irish face trap

When two bearded men Tangle beards.

Irish face trap > chinese finger trap > venus fly trap

I was caught in a trap... An Irish face trap. Bobby and I tried some gay stuff and our beards got tangled.

by Uuhhhhhhh February 26, 2020


straight-faced pervert

Someone who is able to do perverted things while keeping a straight face.

Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!

by Weeabob November 28, 2016