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National chuck your grandma down the stairs day

This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.

Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day

by Eternal_ May 21, 2024


National Luke Day

March 24th is National Luke Day. It’s the day of the year to celebrate LC!! Give Luke a hug and show appreciation! Get a pic with him and post it on your story for a week of Goodluck!

Yo bro did you here it’s National Luke Day?? I’m gonna get a pic with him and post it for good luck!

by Keembaby March 23, 2022


national wear red pants day

the day when you wear red pants. may 11th

"Wow it's may 11th lets wear red pants cause it's national wear red pants day"

by sicknastyawesomepossum May 11, 2013


National show your friend your dick

January 29th is national show your friend your dick day(or ass). If someone tells you this you have to do it.

Hey joe its national show your friend your dick day!
I'm not showing you anything.
You have to, it's the rule.
I'll show you me dick and butt.

by Combination Torch January 29, 2022


National Sequoia Appreciation Day

National Sequoia Appreciation Day is September 19th. NSAD is a day to appreciate anybody or anything in your life that relates to Sequoia Trees or just the word Sequoia in general.

Oh! It’s National Sequoia Appreciation Day, I should go to California to see the trees irl

by Registered Internet Felon September 19, 2023


NATIONAL COWGIRL JASPY DAY

celebrate all the cowgirls on DECEMBER 31.

Lets fucking go. It National COWGIRL JASPY DAY. Lets celebrate all the cowgirls

by EWTEE March 17, 2021


National Text Your Crush Day

On September 24 you text your crush and it’s ok if *insert pronouns here* reject(s) you at least you don’t have to wonder what if

You: hey it’s National Text Your Crush Day so, wanna be my *were gonna say person*
Crush: omg yesss

by dëēź ñūtż September 21, 2021