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When your cum comes out Jiggly and Elastic-like or as like a Gelatin substance
My cum looked like Jell-O so would it be Cock Jell-O
A crude way to describe someone's name you've forgotten when referring to them.
Oh what's his name again, old matey cock? ...Who?
Condition afflicting guys who ride horses excessively. Resulting in larger than normal testicles.
Travis can't ride today he got "jockey cock" over the weekend.
Exact opposite of a cock blocker. A friend, family member, or acquaintance of a female who facilitates/ makes it easier for a guy to get laid via verbal communication(s) or some other action(s) toward said female that are in the guy's favor.
Eric: I met this really hot girl at the bar last night.
Seth: Nice!
Eric: This girl she was with was cutting me off any time I tried to talk to her and tried to stop her from dancing with me.
Seth: What a cock blocker.
Eric: Yeah, but her other friend was totally different. This friend actually told her I was good looking, how I had a nice body; and since I was wearing sandals, she even commented on how long my toes were.
Seth: Wow, that's a cock-conduit right there!
Similar to a pencil dick, an ostrich cock is a cock that is exceedingly long, however has little girth, resembling that of an ostriches neck.
“Damn, I barely even felt his ostrich cock last night.”
"Damn, my man got such and Ostrich dick I felt like if he went any deeper I'd get some in my God damn uterus."
one of those guys you see wearing a decorative sweater who just looks like he sucks cock
This asshole has a face made for cock.
That one dude who will literally put his dick in anything, whether it being a really unattractive girl or an actual swamp.
Damn I can't believe Joshua slept with that girl, He must have a real swampy cock!