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When ones groin size is comparable to a hippopotamus, with watermelons for testicles
I want Reids Massive Cock inside me
When an Irish lad fucks a girl in her bum after she has eaten a large amount of corn. Then pulling out his corn covered cock, and having her eat the corn off of your cock as if it was corn on the cob
When Emily asked me what was for dinner, I replied an Irish Corned Cock
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Exodium/Corbin's fat juicy cock.
Yeah I heard some dumb, flat chested bitch named Zoey Stones leaked Exodiums Cock.
During rough sexual intercourse you confuse ur date by calling her your sisters name .
Oh baby your so hot I want to give ya a Alabama cock slam ,
a person that sucks quite a lot of cock. Can also be used as an insult towards some retard on the street
cock-sucking bloke: "I don't think sucking cock is that bad
you: "What you on about mate. What are you a cock-sucking bloke?
Pressing a bunch of hash together to make a paper to make a 100% Doobie
What should we call this Douglas?
King kongs cock
When someone gently wakes up a male by placing your hand (palm down) over his penis and unknowingly softly squeezing his cock and ballz while whispering wake up..