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That's right it's December 2nd that means time to show your best friend your tits ladies
Today is National Show Your Tits To Your Bestfriend Day
A day where you can go around and punch people face freely
“Hey Jack, today’s National Sut People’s Face Day, lets go find that kid we hate and punch him in the face!
National STFU (Shut The FxCK Up) Month
Month of May
Meaning:
1) To silence a Liberal
2) To silence a Democratic
3) To reject Fake New by Liberal Media
"STFU JOE Biden, it's "National STFU Month" you moron
"STFU Hillary Clinton!"
"STFU Kamel Toe Harris!"
- to celebrate that one white friend who is very racial but like is super funny so you be forgetting abt that racial behavior, but that nigga hella annoying
“Happy National Annoying White Friend Day to my man Jeremy!” - random black kid
National Sequoia Appreciation Day is September 19th. NSAD is a day to appreciate anybody or anything in your life that relates to Sequoia Trees or just the word Sequoia in general.
Oh! It’s National Sequoia Appreciation Day, I should go to California to see the trees irl
celebrate all the cowgirls on DECEMBER 31.
Lets fucking go. It National COWGIRL JASPY DAY. Lets celebrate all the cowgirls
On September 24 you text your crush and it’s ok if *insert pronouns here* reject(s) you at least you don’t have to wonder what if
You: hey it’s National Text Your Crush Day so, wanna be my *were gonna say person*
Crush: omg yesss