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the disapproving statement ur mother gives u when leaving ur home
me: says literally nothing
mom: PULL UR SHORTS DOWN. are u rlly abt to leave my house wearing those??
To say something completely random in order to change the current topic of conversation.
Person 1: So i got a vesectomy today.
Person 2: So no more kids huh?
Person 3: BUTTSECKS!
Person 2: Hows the buttsecks working out for you?
Person 1: Don't Pull an Ark on me!
Named after a certain university student who goes by the nickname "Doodlebug."
Def 1: When you're so tired that you pass out and no one is able to wake you up.
Def 2: When you say you'll be back after a short nap and wind up sleeping for 2+ hour(s).
"She said she'd nap for twenty minutes, but she wound up pulling a doodlebug and was late to the lecture instead."
pulling a giulia is when you spam call someone over and over to annoy them
Jack: "Yo bro we should pull a Giulia"
Shawn: "what?"
Jack: "pulling a giulia, like when you spam call them"
Shawn: "oh yeahhhh"
When you are in a conversation but completely ignore everything that is said. Then a few minutes later you repeat parts of the conversation that were already discussed.
We just finished discussing our dinner plans when my friend began pulling a jacob and asked what we were going to do for dinner.
When an old Vietnam vet who hasn't been with or seen a woman in so long throws a foot stomping, yelling rager, childlike tantrum fit when things aren't going just the way he wants.
Knock,knock,knock...
"Yeah???"
"Why is the f**** door locked again??!!"
"What?"
"WHY IS THE F**** DOOR LOCKED AFTER I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT THE DOOR LOCKED???!!!!!!" (As the old vet is pulling a Rumpelstiltskin)
"Why are you yelling at me?"
Old man looking bewildered....finally he says, "What do you mean? I wasn't yelling?"
Woman renter thinking, "It's time for me to leave here."