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Pulling the Tard Card

When everyone around knows that the "special" one is responsible for the event that recently occurred, yet someone still manages to defend said "special" person by stating how he/she is too innocent to do such a thing and/or how they have the mind of a child so how could they possibly think of such a thing to do. Also, doing this usually fails, or humiliates the defender.

Jury: *Unanimously* We all agree that (insert name here) is guilty for killing and mangling the woman and her two children.

Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!

Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!

Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!

by H. Peralta May 31, 2012

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pulled hamstring

Josh pulled his hamstring running what an idiot

Yo I heard he pulled hamstring like a pro

by Jardaman September 16, 2013


Pull an AlQaeda

When you deliberately ruin someone’s joke by loudly interrupting.

David was going to tell a hilarious joke, till Mohammed decided to pull an AlQaeda on him.

by Babyyodafan69 January 19, 2025


Pulling a Hamilton

When you expose yourself for no reason.

Jeff was pulling a Hamilton last night; he exposed himself for his affair, so his wife wouldn't thtink he was out drinking.

by Gonnakms November 3, 2016


Pulling the Matt

Saying one will return back soon but never actually coming back

James pulled a Matt and hasnt been back in 42 hours Pulling the Matt

by Grimeggs August 7, 2014


pull a wiggy

the action when someone get so mad in super smash brothers ultimate from all the losses or styling that they rage quit, its usually so abrupt and unforseen

typically the rager denys that they did it , or has no recollection of the event

man that cloud player made david pull a wiggy right off hyrules stage , we all got communication error the same time

by kruffessor August 5, 2020


Pull a Durant

To take the easy way out. Can also relate to being Lebron James' bitch

Example 1: I can't beat the Warriors,so I'll join them and lose all my dignity in the process

Example: I'm 23 and still a virgin, I think I might pull a Durant and call a hooker

by Sick Hunt July 5, 2016