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When you are banging a hoe who allows the butt and you start in the puss, then slide it between the buns, only to return it to the puss again. The hoe then inevitably gets a yeast infection from the anus bacteria in her hoo ha.
I was mad at Trudie last weekend because she was flirting with some other dude, so I gave her the Triple Dog Dip and she got a yeast infection. F that hoe.
When youre hitting it from the back raw and she chunky sharts on your dick and you stick it back in
Omg canyon, i just chili dog shat on your dick!
"No you didn't brayden, not the chunky shat, keystone chilli dog
You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.
Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”
a canary dog is the art of collecting multiple colorful curtains decorated with pottery
The most delectable treat you can make in Merica’. Seriously, this shit is delicious. Crack open a yard beer of your choice, smear some mustard on your white tank top and enjoy!!
Hay Hank, you making that green jello with hot dogs entree? Fuck yes I am, same shit we had at my sisters wedding. Coincidentally, my wife.
The act of ordering a dozen fresh doughnuts from a roadside establishment and proceeding to copulate with sed confection using custard as lubricant until either completion or doughnut disintegration all the while making eye contact with the vendor.
Ben was arrested for doughnut dogging again.