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Cherry is a fruit and 'me' is yourself. So that means you're a cherry.
Ako ay isang cherry (prutas). I am a Cherry, Cherry Me
When the sex was good enough to make you want to go to sleep afterwards
-How was the sex?
-He fucked me tired enough to be ready for my bedtime routine.
Out of all the people in the world who give me the shits, you’re No 1.
My mate was on my back like a singlet so I told him,” You shit me like no other.”
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《¤》Shukkaku《¤》,《¤》comma《¤》,《¤》Tell《¤》Tsunade《¤》Senju《¤》To《¤》Roll《¤》Some《¤》Dice《¤》For《¤》Me《¤》,《¤》Comma《¤》,《¤》Heeves《¤》
me assahe is a sexual act between a cis straight couple where the woman inserts a whoopy cushion into the man's anus and inflates it. The man then clenches and makes the whoopy cushion make it's trademark sound. (Not all people can fart on command so this helps). "assahe" refers to the slight little giggle you let out (at the ass, and situation). An "ahe" - it's not enthusiastic as you watch the whoopy cushion deflate in a man's ass and you contemplate all the decisions you've made in your life that brought you to this moment.
Man: I paid a chick to come over and she gave me a me assahe
Woman: I've been really bored and uninspired in the bedroom so I tried me assahe