March 1

The day before March 2.
May come after either February 28 or February 29.

Guy 1: Mah’ birthdayz on March 1
Guy 2: That's random.

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1/5

4/20 reduced to its simplest terms, so now there is a second Smoking Day for all you potheads on January 5th. Have fun toking up.

Man, I just can't wait for 4/20. Tommorow is January 5th (1/5), wanna ditch school and go toke up?

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February 1

National dress up as a bunny girl day.

Paiman: Hey Rocio you know what today is.
Rocio: Ugh do I have to?
Paiman: It's February 1 you have too

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june 1

National fuck a red head day... because why not. You know what they say.... red on the head, fire in the bed.

Ryan: dude you'll never guess who I ran into today. She was the sexiest red head I've ever seen.

Matt: hey man, you do know what today is right?

Ryan: no what is it? It's June 1st.

Matt: it's national fuck a red head day... better get on it.

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August 1

This day gays are born but they’ve hot&cute AF probably gonna be famous and rich

Ohhh girl its august 1st are you famous yet

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Radio 1

A poor man's 6 Music.

You're listening to Radio 1. Up next, something a lot of 10-year-old girls bought last week...

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1 Timothy

A letter written in the first century A.D from the Apostle Paul to his son in the faith, Timothy. 1 Timothy is the first of two letters written to Timothy in the New Testament

also: I Timothy

1 Timothy 6:10 says "the love of money is the root of all evil"

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